i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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