Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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