Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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