Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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