wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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