I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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