I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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