If i come over, it means nothing
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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