can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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