We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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