Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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