we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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