ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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