Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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