She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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