I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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