It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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