I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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