oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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