Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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