some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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