I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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