I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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