They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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