You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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