I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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