So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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