Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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