Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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