i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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