i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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