Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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