Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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