hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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