I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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