Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have fence marks all over my body
When are your genitals available?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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