whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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