There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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