My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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