Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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