bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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