You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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