your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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