I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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