Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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