I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
