Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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