My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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