rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
