So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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