Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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