Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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