i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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