I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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