I can text with my tongue
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
They have beer where we have blood.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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