batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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