I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Someone came in the potted fern
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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